I noticed this vending machine some time ago in one of the Sbahn stations, while I was waiting for a friend to meet me. This machine dispenses what would seem to be a lot of helpful remedies...and is cleverly called "Erste Hilfe med-o-mat" (First Help) Why, oh why would you need to get your analgesics or pregnancy tests from a vending machine you ask? Read on!
Several of my friends right now are nursing colds of varying degrees...my friends T and B have had the "In the Bed for Days and Feel Like Death" variety, while I have been nursing the edge of a cold for a few days. It started out with a scratchy, borderline sore throat with achy ears and a headache. Today it has moved a bit into my nose, where I am sure it will take up residence for a few days.
If I were at home, I would have the well illuminated, aisles chocked full of remedies waiting for my self diagnosis. Stuffy nose? Runny nose? Congestion? Sneezing? At the local CVS or Walgreen's, they have something for each one of those maladies. Combination of all of the above? Oh, yes, the word that is the beacon in the fog of any illness: NYQUIL. And, of course, it's sidekick: DAYQUIL.
When I go back to the States or visit England, I always stock up on the over the counter meds. I am used to the anonymous, impersonal self diagnosis that probably keeps all of us doped up on too much medicine, and I must say, I like it!
In Germany, there is only the up-close, self effacing, potentially embarrassing telling all of your problems to the Pharmacist person in the white jacket who then diagnoses what you need to cure what it is that you have told them is ailing you. Not a lot here is over the counter, not even aspirin. Yup, you gotta ask for that...at least that is normally behind the counter. If you are in need of the real-deal drugs, the White Jacket person (and what training does this person have anyhow?!) has to go into some sort of back room that holds all of the good drugs hostage and retrieve what it is they think will cure you.
And, the pharmacies (Apothekes) are not all open every day-most of them are not open after 2 pm on Saturdays and all but the "Emergency Pharmacy" is open on Sunday. This is an Apotheke that takes turns with the others in their vicinity to open on a Sunday-you find the location of this Emergency Pharmacy either from the sign on the door of your local one or in the neighborhood papers that they leave in your vestibule (and my landlord whisks away as fast as he can).
But here, in the seclusion of a remote Sbahn station, the price of your privacy is just as far as the coin in your pocketbook...you can get by pressing the corresponding (#): (1) 20 Bandaids.....(2) 1 Dressing Pack-maybe an Ace bandage?... (3) 5 Pre-moistened Disinfecting wipes.....(4) 5 Kleenex...(5) 1 Emergency Shower (huh?) (6) tampons, and the like...and that's just the first few.
You can also buy various health related tests.....for (9) pregnancy, (10) prostate disease, (11) sobriety, (13) a drug test, (14) for the flu, and for a (15) UTI.
Someone from this company must be a thinker: you'll notice that the (7) 4 pack of condoms are right next to the (8) mouthwash spray.